Slaughter House



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No rhyme, no reason, just a bit recalcitrant on the weekends.



I hate when you get hit with those random feelings of panic and the nagging sense that something isnt right even though everything around you looks fine and you’re just standing there staring with your heart rate steadily increasing and your hands trembling and you’re so frustrated because you don’t know what’s wrong or what you’re so scared about and man I just really hate that

Panic attack. This is a panic attack.

Here’s the calming cat.







Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

This is actually really good for anxiety

An important thing is to remember to breathe. 

Try this:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction)state to a parasympathetic response.

or follow this:


I’m learning of more and more of my followers that suffer from anxiety and depression like I do.
This little cartoon person has been invaluable to me when I feel myself getting worked up.
An anxiety attack can come on really suddenly but sometimes we can spot the symptoms of one building up and this is when this little breathing person comes in handy.
Just imitate their breathing, make sure to watch it and count with the person.
It’s also very useful if you are already having an attack as this can stop you from hyperventilating.

You can also try following the paintbrush with your eyes (don’t move your head)

For anyone who’s had a panic attack or just feels down.

Here are penguins chasing a butterfly


Some advice for helping someone who’s having a panic attack.

We’re sending you cute dogs

also look at this little cutie

If you want a hug…



Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)
I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.

Rachel Wolchin (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)

I am so fucking sorry that the people who are important to me live half a globe away and that none of us is a rich kid who can just shell out some pocket money to book flights every weekend to visit each other.

I am so fucking sorry that no one knew how to deal with me while I didn’t know how to deal with people to get people to line up for tongue kisses with me

I am so fucking sorry that I live in a big city with highrise buildings and occasional clouds and can’t really drive out into the country every night to dance under the moon all alone because it’s really fucking difficult to get back home and ready for lectures and work in time, and not fall asleep when you should be awake

I am so fucking sorry that the only people who bothered me were the people who were on the other side of the screen, who prevented me from being a completely friendless fuckup when I was a teenager.

I am so fucking done with this pretentious bullshit that tries to paint the marvels of modern technology as damaging and worthless when they are the reason that so many of us are still alive, when all the pretentious bullshit kiddies wouldn’t even deign to look at us except to sneer.

(via whimsicalobservant)

I was tagged by ihopethisusernamepissesyouoff
1) Always post the rules
2) Answer the questions the person who tagged you came up with and write 11 new ones
3) Tag 11 people and link them to the post
4) Actually tell them you tagged them
5) Tell the person who tagged you you answered the questions

My questions for you:
1) Have you ever had a significant other?
I’ve had three boyfriends, does that count? Victor Fuentes and David Tennant are also significant to me.

2) If you could go anywhere for one month, where would it be?
Hogwarts, Scotland.

3) Favourite subject in school?
Science (in secondary, we didn’t have biology, chemistry and physics separately.)

4) Have you ever had a job? If so, where and what was your position?
though I was a Reception teacher’s assistant during my work experience

5) Cats, dogs, both or neither?
both. I’m also allergic to both, fun little fact.

6) Do you like children?
no but I try to give them lots of praise and encouragement and smile at them

7) Favourite flag (can be the flag of anything - ex: country, sexuality, etc)?
the flag of Scotland bc shoutout to St Andrew
(the Hogwarts crest too?)

8) What are your 3 favourite blogs?
(I have more but it asked for 3)

9) Nationalities (ex: I’m Scottish, Irish, French and English)
my parents are from Kurdistan, Iraq. I was born in Germany, lived in Scotland for seven years and now live in England. I’m legally a British citizen.

10) Happiest moment you can remember?
last week, getting my GCSE results. or this morning bc I got tickets to see pierce the veil (and Kellin + 3 other band members that you never hear about)

11) Most exciting moment you can remember?
when PTV were setting up their stuff at the Crooked Young tour and I realised I was finally gonna see these people IN FRONT OF ME OH SWEET TACOS

okay my questions for these lobsters are:
1) Which Harry Potter book is your favourite and why?
2) How many pillows do you sleep with?
3) What can you make with paper?
4) Will you go trick or treating this year?
5) What’s the worst thing that someone has ever said to you?
6) Favourite 3 songs?
7) What’s your favourite children’s book?
8) Do you have a special place for your keys/headphones/etc. so you know where they are when you need them?
9) Are you, or have you ever been, a qualified first aider?
10) What’s your favourite flavour of crisps?
11) Do you prefer writing or drawing?

I’m tagging: the-disaster-zone, aphfandoms, ohsnapitsmarcy, tackytumbler, pyrrhic-dalliance, destinedtobesad, writerswritingwriters, 50shadesofway, preciadology, yeahdawson, anotherintj